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HAIRY POPPINS - the Excess All Areas Panto

Practically Plastered Most Every Day…

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HAIRY POPPINS - the Excess All Areas Panto

Neglected by their parents, and a string of ill-equipped nannies, Jane and Michael Banks decide to recruit their own Responsible Adult. Enter Hairy Poppins. Practically plastered most every day, Hairy and her “male companion”, Penis Van Lesbian, take the children on a series of magical (and wholly inappropriate) adventures. But will these trust fund brats ever find the love and affection they’re truly looking for? Will Mr and Mrs Banks be shopped to the Social? Will the cast FINALLY learn their lines? Does anyone really care?

In what has become an annual pilgrimage for many a cabaret fan and drunken office party alike, the bittersweet 16th Excess All Areas’ pantomime will lovingly poke fun at another British cultural icon, Mary Poppins - with all the political satire and toilet humour audiences have come to expect, nay, demand of the company’s creative team. And what better place to stage our final bow than our original stomping ground of the Battersea Barge?

Suitable for aged 16+.


© Paul L Martin 2016

Booty and the Biatch

Here are some excerpts from a previous Excess All Areas panto ‘Booty and the Biatch’ to get you in the mood:

Carried aloft on an east wind, ‘King of Cabaret’ Paul L Martin pops in to the Battersea Barge this Christmas to give us his most outlandish Dame yet in the final Excess All Areas’ adult pantomime, Hairy Poppins. Hold on to your hats!

You won’t want to miss this; our LAST EVER pantomime. Book your tickets today. Once they’re gone, they’re gone. And when the wind changes, we’ll be gone too!